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The Cow - A superhero. Still kind of new at it. |
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Farmer Brown - A humble farmer-turned-mafia kingpin. The arch-enemy of The Cow.
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Steve the Bat – Former henchman to Farmer Brown, currently offers The Cow his services as “Associate for Hire.” |
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Jenny Ashton – Reporter who also leads a secretive organization that often aids The Cow. |
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Morpheus – A creep who found magical cards that gave him superpowers. Thinks of himself as a hero, is actually a douchebag. |
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Schrodinger McGee – Don’t call him a mad scientist. He may or may not kill you. |
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Trish the Ninja – A sword-obsessed girl who thinks she’s a ninja. She is either incredibly skillful or incredibly lucky. |
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Farmer Brown, Jr. – Farmer Brown’s son and second-in-command. |
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Sara – Cameraman (er, woman,) for Jenny, also is second-in-command and head field agent for “The Organization.” |
