The Cow

Occupation: Superhero

First Appearance: Issue 1

Bio: The man known as The Cow choked on a burger, then came back with an amazing array of powers. After seeking vengeance on the evil Farmer Brown, The Cow found himself with nothing else to do but to use his powers to fight crime.

Occupation: Farmer\Crime Lord

First Appearance: Issue 1

Bio: Once an innocent farmer, Farmer J. Brown unintentionally discovered that he possessed an uncanny knack for criminal activities. Not long passed before he was a prominent figure among the local mafia. His sale of tainted meat was unintentionally responsible for creating his arch nemesis, The Cow.

Occupation: Henchman

First Appearance: Issue 2

Bio: A strange creature that is half man, half bat, Steve was a lowly henchman of Farmer Brown. He suffers from delusions of grandeur. He once attempted to create a marketing empire by cashing in on the “real superhero” The Cow. He and The Cow are now apparently on friendly terms.

Occupation: Reporter\Leader of a mysterious organization of some kind.

First Appearance: Issue 2

Bio: A hotshot reporter by day, by night Jenny leads a shadowy organization dedicated to the downfall of Farmer Brown. She tends to get kidnapped. A lot. The Cow, partially due to his crush on her, rescues her (with lots of collateral damage.)

Occupation: Vigilante\Creep

First Appearance: Issue 4

Bio: Apparently the boyfriend of Jenny, Morpheus claims to be a hero, but goes around killing people. He has a deck of magical cards that can summon assorted monsters, and he has knives. A lot of knives. Which he uses to stab The Cow. Repeatedly. What a jerk.

Occupation: Mad Scientist

First Appearance: Issue 5

Bio: Decked out with “Quantum Gauntlets,” Schrodinger is a mad scientist looking to steal the world famous “Coronado Diamond” in order to fund his research. He created the Quantum Gauntlets, but they are unpredictable. Sometimes, it will turns someone into a turtle. Others, a banana. Sometimes it has no effect at all. The effect of the gauntlets is unknown until it is observed.

Occupation: Ninja enthusiast

First Appearance: Issue 5

Bio: Trish grew up idolizing ninjas. The turtles. The rangers. That kid who believes a lot of things. She loved them all. So she decided to become a ninja. Loud, obnoxious and dumb as a sack of hammers, she somehow managed to get some kind of training and can, at times, pose a threat. She works as a “ninja for hire,” but primarily works for a mysterious “boss.” She also has an obsession with swords and weaponry. It’s really kind of creepy.